Sunday, May 17, 2026

May 17 2026 Updates

 I recently finished the audiobook version of "Brigands and Breadknives," the third entry in the "cozy fantasy" series by Travis Baldree that began with "Legends and Lattes."





















The much-deserved runaway success of "L&L" of course launched countless hopeful copycats, and from what I've heard, pretty much of all them have fallen far short of Baldree's books.  

This makes perfect sense, as it seems there was quite a rush to create a whole genre (the aforementioned "cozy fantasy") around what was at the time only one single published novel. Or so it certainly seemed.

Even though I greatly enjoyed "L&L," I was rather hesitant to move on to its follow-up, "Bookshops and Bonedust." After all it was advertised as a "prequel" to "L&L," which to me, kind of signalled that Baldree was already out of ideas as to how to move his main character's (Viv the Orc) story forward.

However, I did give it a chance, and ended up really enjoying that book, too.

So, when "Breadknives" came out, I decided to read that one, too. However, I was already in the middle of some other books (see previous posts), so I waited a bit before pulling the trigger on the audio version.

I'll say right now that I wish I'd listened to the previous two books this way, too. Baldree is a voice actor, so it's no surprise that his narration is entertaining and skillful. That being said, the one element that I found a little tiresome in this latest work of his did involve "speaking." Specifically, it involved magical blades that could speak aloud when unsheathed.

Talking Swords are not a new concept in fantasy fiction, but I've always been a bit averse to the trope. In this book especially, the idea wears a bit thin, especially once there are two such enchanted weapons travelling with the main group of characters, and after a while it feels like both of them are constantly chiming in.

I will say that until I looked it up after my drive home one day, I was dead certain that Travis Baldree was the voice actor behind "Daxter" from the PS2 "Jak and Daxter" video game series.  It turns out that he was not, which I guess tracks since that game series began quite a long time ago (sigh), but I am almost certain that Baldree used Daxter as the template for the titular "Breadknife's" voice.

While the overabundance of Enchanted Chattery did annoy me a bit, I was almost as entertained and charmed by this entry in the series as I was by the previous two, and that's more than enough to keep me interested in the next book, should Baldree decide to write one.

Of course, I'll go straight to the audio version next time.

As for my other reading "projects," I am about 80% finished with "Batman: Resurrection."

This book hasn't quite provided the relief from disappointment in the latest "Black Company" book ("Lies Weeping") that I was hoping for. 

I'm still determined to finish it, and it's not a terrible or even slightly bad piece of work, but it does kind of feel like someone's supremely competent homework assignment.

The goal seems to be to work Clayface and Hugo Strange into the world of the Tim Burton Bat-films, and it does so rather well, but after a while, I get the sense of a watching a check-list being completed rather than enjoying and exciting Batman adventure story.  

Ah, well. Better luck with the next (non-Batman tie-in) book, let's hope.

I also recently Ebay'd a complete run of the "Justice Machine" comics from Comico, including the 4-issue "Justice Machine featuring the Elementals" mini-series. I've read enough of the series before to know that what was done with the series ended up having several differences between what writer Tony Isabella (and others) decided to do with the story compared to what I've read through several times in my beloved "Heroes Unlimited" JM sourcebook, but that's fine. The sheer volume of pages of (mostly) Mike Gustovich's art will easily put a balm on those minor injuries to my head canon.





















Also delivered to me via Ebay is the "DNAgents" sourcebook for the classic "Villains and Vigilantes" RPG. I never actually got to read more than an issue or two of that series back when it was coming out (or since), so this will be a fun way to "review" the material while also getting a kick out of seeing the characters' "write-ups" in good ol' V&V.





















Okay, that's enough for now, I guess!




Sunday, February 22, 2026

Reading Roundup: "Lies Weeping" by Glen Cook

 Yes, I finally finished ONE of the novels I mentioned reading back at the end of December.

That novel was "Lies Weeping" the 10th (? Feels like more than that have been written) novel in the "Black Company" series.

My short review: this is the weakest entry in the series to date. I still enjoyed reading it, but yeah: dead last place in the Chronicles for me.

Somewhat longer review comments:

  • The dual Annalist chapters kept things breezy between the ponderous Shivetya info-dump chapters.
  • If Cook didn't tell me which Voroshk girl was narrating, it would be hard to tell, though.
  • Using "boob-monster" as the way to let us know that we were listening to Shukrat talk about Arkana is not the way to establish this. The constant mention of one character's breast size is cringe-inducing, creepy, and just reeks of "old man writes teen girl characters" all at once.  These are the Chronicles of the Black Company, not the Files of Epstein Island, right? RIGHT?
  • This was at best half of a novel stretched out to fill 371 pages. I was having so much fun just being back "in" the world of the Black Company that I didn't mind...much.
  • The ending itself is completely unforgivable, with the last sentence depicting one of our protagonists literally about to attack one of the main antagonists...but not even carrying out that attack. Cook expects his readers to wait a full year to essentially see how a punch that's just been thrown ends up landing. 
  • I will say that since I did not read "Port of Shadows," which was apparently released previous to this book, and found myself not feeling very lost at all, that this book did a decent job of making this lapsed reader feel more or less at home.
  • If this were somehow to be anyone's first exposure to the Black Company series, I strongly doubt that they'd bother reading any further.
Better luck next November, I guess!



Monday, February 2, 2026

Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: The Marvel Bag!

 Third "Marvel grab bag" roll call:

  • Spider-Man Noir #1
  • Battleworld #1
  • Wolverine Revenge #3 (Poly-bagged! Black and White Edition!)
  • Jeff the Landshark #4 (Variant!)
  • Miles Morales Spider-Man #38
  • Spider-Man & Wolverine #5 (Variant!)
  • Fantastic four #3 (Marvel Rivals Variant!) (already read this issue on the App)
  • Ultimate Hawkeye #1 (Variant!)
  • Ultimate Wolverine #9 (Variant!)
  • X-Men of Apocalypse #1
Lookit all them VARIANTS! So Valuable! (Price of this Bundle = $7)

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • Spider-Man Noir #1
  • Battleworld #1
2 out of 10! Very bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • Spider-Man Noir #1
  • Battleworld #1
2 out of 10! No attrition! Still very bad! $7 for two comics!

Total comics "kept" out of 40 = SEVEN!

Total Price of 4 grab bags: $25

$25 divided by 7 comics kept = $3.58 per comic! Not good!

Experiment = FAILED

See the covers of the winning issues below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!







































Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Indie Bag #3!

  Third "indie grab bag" roll call:

  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • The Sparrow Academy #1 (Dark Horse)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Exquisite Corpses #5 (Image) (Same Trading Card, too!)
  • GI Joe #11 (Image)
  • Escape #2 (Image)
  • Blink and You'll Miss It #2 (Boom)
  • Good as Dead #1 (Image)
  • I Hate Fairyland #44 (Image) (Super Edgy "Fuck Fairyland" alt cover!)
Only FIVE issues in this bag were included in the previous bags! Not a great sign!

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • Escape #2 (Image)
  • Good as Dead #1 (Image)
2 out of 10! Very bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • Escape #2 (Image)
1 out of 10! Super duper bad! $6 for one comic!

See the cover of the winning issue below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!



Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Indie Bag #2!

 Second "indie grab bag" roll call:

  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TNMT III #1 (Boom)
  • Toxic Crusaders #1 (Ahoy)
  • Archie #1 (2015) (Archie)
  • The Curse of Sherlee Johnson #3 (Image)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TNMT III #2 (Boom)
  • TMNT Shredder #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
  • TMNT Journeys #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
  • Vampirella Halloween Horror #1 (Greg Land Cover! Yuck!)
That's no copy and paste error, folks. SIX issues in this bag were included in the first bag, too! Not a great sign!

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • TMNT Journeys #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
  • Vampirella Halloween Horror #1 (Greg Land Cover! Yuck!)
2 out of 10! Very bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • TMNT Journeys #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
1 out of 10! Super duper bad! $6 for one comic that survived only on the Laird and Lawson creative team!

See the cover of the winning issue below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!



Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Indie Bag #1!

 Here's what I found in my first "indie grab bag," folks:

  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • The Sparrow Academy #1 (Dark Horse)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • Skinbreaker #1 (Image)
  • Exquisite Corpses #5 (Image)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TNMT III #1 (Boom)
  • Toxic Crusaders #1 (Ahoy)
  • Archie #1 (2015) (Archie)
  • The Curse of Sherlee Johnson #3 (Image)
It's worth noting that the Archie #1 featured a Newbury Comics Exclusive Cover by Peter Bagge.  Current worth of this Super Rare Collectible: 60 American Cents.

The Exquisite Corpses issue was also polybagged and contained an "Exclusive Trading Card!" The card had some "game stats" on it, but for what game, I couldn't tell. All yours for 60 cents!

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • The Sparrow Academy #1 (Dark Horse)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • Skinbreaker #1 (Image)
  • Exquisite Corpses #5 (Image)
  • Toxic Crusaders #1 (Ahoy)
7 out of 10! Not bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
3 out of 10! Pretty bad! These three would have cost me $15 new, so spending $6 is still a "win," tho.

See the covers of the winning issues below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!











































































Sunday, February 1, 2026

Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Episode Zero!

I stopped at the Newbury Comics near the place where I get my wild bird supplies because 1) somehow the place is still open, and 2) I figured I'd pick up a physical comic or two to read while I ate lunch instead of just scrolling on my phone.

Morbid curiosity played no small part in my motivation, either, as my recent visit to a brick-and-mortar Gamestop had put me in the mood that perhaps every physical place of business I used to enjoy visiting was teetering at the end of their "dead mall" phase. (I was looking for a used/refurbished 3DS XL. They didn't have one. Or much of anything else, nor much of a desire to show me anything, either. I couldn't blame 'em.)

One thing that both Gamestop and Newbury had in common on these visits was Funko Pops. Both stores had more of those things stacked up inside them than they had of the items that they were supposedly in the business of selling. Yes, I know that Newbury Comics is in the business of selling music, not comic books. In that regard, Newbury seems to have switched to a "Vinyl-Forward" strategy, but even that part of the store seemed smaller than the area reserved for Funko Pops.

Yep. Funko Pops. You know, those virtually identical little chubby-headed figures pumped out in massive numbers by a company that is now officially bankrupt. Two stores, both drowning in boxes filled with product from another company that has already sank. Good times. 

Hell, there was likely more vinyl in the form of Funko Pops inside that Newbury Comics than there was in the form of LPs. 

Pressing on to the back of the store where the "comics" are relegated, I was found myself unwilling to drop cash on any new single issue of a comic book displayed on the racks before me. It seems that Newbury's comic book strategy is largely focused on selling "variant covers" and other artificially "rare" issues, "blind bags" and such nonsense to their customers.  More on that in a future paragraph!

Just when I was resigned to simply scrolling through my lunch after all, an oft-relied-upon artifact of Newbury's "comics are an afterthought" business model manifested itself before my tired eyes:

Grab Bags. Unsold comics, usually 5 at a time, sold for "Wicked Cheap" (heh) in a single plastic, taped-shut bag. "Indie" Grab Bags were priced at $5.99, "Marvel" at $6.99, and "DC" at $7.99.

With the Indie bags, that's 5 comics, normally $5 each, for like $1.20 each instead. Not bad, even if you can only see 2 of the comics contained within.

Knowing that I was likely just adding to this week's garbage collection volume, I ended up buying three Indie bags and one Marvel bag.

When I opened one pack to peruse during my lunch break, I discovered why the grab bags felt heavier than I would have expected.

There were TEN comics in them.

So, the price of these generally $5 indie comics just went down to 60 cents. Is there even a key on the keyboard for "cents?" 

Nice industry you have there, comics. 

Armchair pontificating aside, here's what I'll actually be DOING with these four posts:

  • Listing the comics found in each bag
  • Listing the ones I bothered to read
  • Out of those I read, listing the ones I would even consider keeping
    • (or at least continue to read digitally)

Up next: The First Indie Comics Grab Bag!  Get excited?  ....We'll see.

May 17 2026 Updates

 I recently finished the audiobook version of "Brigands and Breadknives," the third entry in the "cozy fantasy" series b...