Saturday, June 20, 2026

"Red Sonja: Consumed" by Gail Simone


 



















This past Tuesday (June 16), I finished "Red Sonja: Consumed" by Gail Simone on my Kindle while I was sitting in the Jury Lounge in Providence, RI.  (I didn't get picked. Day off reading in a crappy room - not all bad)

If you want to follow me on Storygraph, you can find my brief review of the book here.

I will add here that I think Simone does perhaps the best job of fixing the weird old horny and misogynistic Best Her to Bed Her trope by just....not mentioning it at all. In fact, the Sonja in this book is just simply horny, and gets down with whoever she pleases whenever she sees fit. The character never needed the trope, and in fact, no character ever did. So, Simone just acts like it was never there to begin with, which I applaud.

A new nitpick of mine that hadn't fully formed until now is that I found the lore behind the admittedly cool bad guys to be a bit unclear.  Were they exiled from Hyrkania? Were they citizens of another nation, left for dead?  Either way, how exactly did they become what they are now? I really shouldn't be that unclear on these points, even allowing for my brain's tendency to wander when I should be focusing on something.

I still really enjoyed this book, and it's a hell of a prose debut from someone who has pretty much only written comics for the past few decades.  However, those two cringy sentence fragments are SUPER cringy, so much so that I'm hoping they don't become one of the main things I remember about this novel (see the Storygraph review linked above)

And now that I've finished the Red Sonja book, I have started on this collection of new and old short fiction celebrating the 100th Anniversary of the "Weird Tales" pulp magazine:





















I've owned it for at least a couple of years, so it's about time I dove in, eh?










Sunday, May 17, 2026

May 17 2026 Updates

 I recently finished the audiobook version of "Brigands and Breadknives," the third entry in the "cozy fantasy" series by Travis Baldree that began with "Legends and Lattes."





















The much-deserved runaway success of "L&L" of course launched countless hopeful copycats, and from what I've heard, pretty much of all them have fallen far short of Baldree's books.  

This makes perfect sense, as it seems there was quite a rush to create a whole genre (the aforementioned "cozy fantasy") around what was at the time only one single published novel. Or so it certainly seemed.

Even though I greatly enjoyed "L&L," I was rather hesitant to move on to its follow-up, "Bookshops and Bonedust." After all it was advertised as a "prequel" to "L&L," which to me, kind of signalled that Baldree was already out of ideas as to how to move his main character's (Viv the Orc) story forward.

However, I did give it a chance, and ended up really enjoying that book, too.

So, when "Breadknives" came out, I decided to read that one, too. However, I was already in the middle of some other books (see previous posts), so I waited a bit before pulling the trigger on the audio version.

I'll say right now that I wish I'd listened to the previous two books this way, too. Baldree is a voice actor, so it's no surprise that his narration is entertaining and skillful. That being said, the one element that I found a little tiresome in this latest work of his did involve "speaking." Specifically, it involved magical blades that could speak aloud when unsheathed.

Talking Swords are not a new concept in fantasy fiction, but I've always been a bit averse to the trope. In this book especially, the idea wears a bit thin, especially once there are two such enchanted weapons travelling with the main group of characters, and after a while it feels like both of them are constantly chiming in.

I will say that until I looked it up after my drive home one day, I was dead certain that Travis Baldree was the voice actor behind "Daxter" from the PS2 "Jak and Daxter" video game series.  It turns out that he was not, which I guess tracks since that game series began quite a long time ago (sigh), but I am almost certain that Baldree used Daxter as the template for the titular "Breadknife's" voice.

While the overabundance of Enchanted Chattery did annoy me a bit, I was almost as entertained and charmed by this entry in the series as I was by the previous two, and that's more than enough to keep me interested in the next book, should Baldree decide to write one.

Of course, I'll go straight to the audio version next time.

As for my other reading "projects," I am about 80% finished with "Batman: Resurrection."





















This book hasn't quite provided the relief from disappointment in the latest "Black Company" book ("Lies Weeping") that I was hoping for. 

I'm still determined to finish it, and it's not a terrible or even slightly bad piece of work, but it does kind of feel like someone's supremely competent homework assignment.

The goal seems to be to work Clayface and Hugo Strange into the world of the Tim Burton Bat-films, and it does so rather well, but after a while, I get the sense of a watching a check-list being completed rather than enjoying and exciting Batman adventure story.  

Ah, well. Better luck with the next (non-Batman tie-in) book, let's hope.

I also recently Ebay'd a complete run of the "Justice Machine" comics from Comico, including the 4-issue "Justice Machine featuring the Elementals" mini-series. I've read enough of the series before to know that what was done with the series ended up having several differences between what writer Tony Isabella (and others) decided to do with the story compared to what I've read through several times in my beloved "Heroes Unlimited" JM sourcebook, but that's fine. The sheer volume of pages of (mostly) Mike Gustovich's art will easily put a balm on those minor injuries to my head canon.





















Also delivered to me via Ebay is the "DNAgents" sourcebook for the classic "Villains and Vigilantes" RPG. I never actually got to read more than an issue or two of that series back when it was coming out (or since), so this will be a fun way to "review" the material while also getting a kick out of seeing the characters' "write-ups" in good ol' V&V.





















Okay, that's enough for now, I guess!




Sunday, February 22, 2026

Reading Roundup: "Lies Weeping" by Glen Cook

 Yes, I finally finished ONE of the novels I mentioned reading back at the end of December.

That novel was "Lies Weeping" the 10th (? Feels like more than that have been written) novel in the "Black Company" series.

My short review: this is the weakest entry in the series to date. I still enjoyed reading it, but yeah: dead last place in the Chronicles for me.

Somewhat longer review comments:

  • The dual Annalist chapters kept things breezy between the ponderous Shivetya info-dump chapters.
  • If Cook didn't tell me which Voroshk girl was narrating, it would be hard to tell, though.
  • Using "boob-monster" as the way to let us know that we were listening to Shukrat talk about Arkana is not the way to establish this. The constant mention of one character's breast size is cringe-inducing, creepy, and just reeks of "old man writes teen girl characters" all at once.  These are the Chronicles of the Black Company, not the Files of Epstein Island, right? RIGHT?
  • This was at best half of a novel stretched out to fill 371 pages. I was having so much fun just being back "in" the world of the Black Company that I didn't mind...much.
  • The ending itself is completely unforgivable, with the last sentence depicting one of our protagonists literally about to attack one of the main antagonists...but not even carrying out that attack. Cook expects his readers to wait a full year to essentially see how a punch that's just been thrown ends up landing. 
  • I will say that since I did not read "Port of Shadows," which was apparently released previous to this book, and found myself not feeling very lost at all, that this book did a decent job of making this lapsed reader feel more or less at home.
  • If this were somehow to be anyone's first exposure to the Black Company series, I strongly doubt that they'd bother reading any further.
Better luck next November, I guess!



Monday, February 2, 2026

Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: The Marvel Bag!

 Third "Marvel grab bag" roll call:

  • Spider-Man Noir #1
  • Battleworld #1
  • Wolverine Revenge #3 (Poly-bagged! Black and White Edition!)
  • Jeff the Landshark #4 (Variant!)
  • Miles Morales Spider-Man #38
  • Spider-Man & Wolverine #5 (Variant!)
  • Fantastic four #3 (Marvel Rivals Variant!) (already read this issue on the App)
  • Ultimate Hawkeye #1 (Variant!)
  • Ultimate Wolverine #9 (Variant!)
  • X-Men of Apocalypse #1
Lookit all them VARIANTS! So Valuable! (Price of this Bundle = $7)

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • Spider-Man Noir #1
  • Battleworld #1
2 out of 10! Very bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • Spider-Man Noir #1
  • Battleworld #1
2 out of 10! No attrition! Still very bad! $7 for two comics!

Total comics "kept" out of 40 = SEVEN!

Total Price of 4 grab bags: $25

$25 divided by 7 comics kept = $3.58 per comic! Not good!

Experiment = FAILED

See the covers of the winning issues below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!







































Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Indie Bag #3!

  Third "indie grab bag" roll call:

  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • The Sparrow Academy #1 (Dark Horse)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Exquisite Corpses #5 (Image) (Same Trading Card, too!)
  • GI Joe #11 (Image)
  • Escape #2 (Image)
  • Blink and You'll Miss It #2 (Boom)
  • Good as Dead #1 (Image)
  • I Hate Fairyland #44 (Image) (Super Edgy "Fuck Fairyland" alt cover!)
Only FIVE issues in this bag were included in the previous bags! Not a great sign!

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • Escape #2 (Image)
  • Good as Dead #1 (Image)
2 out of 10! Very bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • Escape #2 (Image)
1 out of 10! Super duper bad! $6 for one comic!

See the cover of the winning issue below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!



Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Indie Bag #2!

 Second "indie grab bag" roll call:

  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TNMT III #1 (Boom)
  • Toxic Crusaders #1 (Ahoy)
  • Archie #1 (2015) (Archie)
  • The Curse of Sherlee Johnson #3 (Image)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TNMT III #2 (Boom)
  • TMNT Shredder #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
  • TMNT Journeys #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
  • Vampirella Halloween Horror #1 (Greg Land Cover! Yuck!)
That's no copy and paste error, folks. SIX issues in this bag were included in the first bag, too! Not a great sign!

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • TMNT Journeys #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
  • Vampirella Halloween Horror #1 (Greg Land Cover! Yuck!)
2 out of 10! Very bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • TMNT Journeys #1 (IDW) (Blank Sketch Cover Variant!)
1 out of 10! Super duper bad! $6 for one comic that survived only on the Laird and Lawson creative team!

See the cover of the winning issue below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!



Newbury Comics Grab Bag Experiment: Indie Bag #1!

 Here's what I found in my first "indie grab bag," folks:

  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • The Sparrow Academy #1 (Dark Horse)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • Skinbreaker #1 (Image)
  • Exquisite Corpses #5 (Image)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers TNMT III #1 (Boom)
  • Toxic Crusaders #1 (Ahoy)
  • Archie #1 (2015) (Archie)
  • The Curse of Sherlee Johnson #3 (Image)
It's worth noting that the Archie #1 featured a Newbury Comics Exclusive Cover by Peter Bagge.  Current worth of this Super Rare Collectible: 60 American Cents.

The Exquisite Corpses issue was also polybagged and contained an "Exclusive Trading Card!" The card had some "game stats" on it, but for what game, I couldn't tell. All yours for 60 cents!

Books I decided to actually read from this bag:
  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • The Sparrow Academy #1 (Dark Horse)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
  • Skinbreaker #1 (Image)
  • Exquisite Corpses #5 (Image)
  • Toxic Crusaders #1 (Ahoy)
7 out of 10! Not bad! 

Books I decided to keep/read further:
  • Conan Scourge of the Serpent #1 (Titan Books)
  • Catacomb of Torment #3 (EC)
  • Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa #1 (Oni)
3 out of 10! Pretty bad! These three would have cost me $15 new, so spending $6 is still a "win," tho.

See the covers of the winning issues below! If you want discuss my choices, etc, leave a comment!











































































"Red Sonja: Consumed" by Gail Simone

  This past Tuesday (June 16), I finished "Red Sonja: Consumed" by Gail Simone on my Kindle while I was sitting in the Jury Lounge...